You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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