rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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