D3 body, D1 cock
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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