I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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