TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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