That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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