sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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