No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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