It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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