She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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