I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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