he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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