So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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