you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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