im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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