You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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