have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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