Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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