what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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