I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize