She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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