She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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