All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
"it" just moved
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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