Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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