I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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