You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she smelled like a LAN party
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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