I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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