The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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