he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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