Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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