I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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