i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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