She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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