Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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