I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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