i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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