So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's shark week go big or go home
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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