I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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