U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
