we're blogging at a bar
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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