remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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