In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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