her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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