Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing