I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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