Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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