I am puke
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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