he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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