oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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