the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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