Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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