Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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