That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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