508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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