I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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