You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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