Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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