his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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